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love you, beautiful boy   
01:16am 04/04/2006
mood: sneaky

i love mr. mullet.

his wife to be in 19 days!
shes only 12   
12:30am 05/03/2006

this will be my wife, ill bet you cant guess her age
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03:58pm 29/01/2006
LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:buepauls
Your haiku:earth the black flag is
the most beautiful creature
ever to have been
Created by Grahame
07:18pm 22/01/2006
You scored as Mathematics. You should be a Math major! Like Pythagoras, you are analytical, rational, and when are always ready to tackle the problem head-on!






























What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
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10:54pm 15/01/2006
  they call me dr. worm
good morning how are you? im dr. worm. im interested in things, im not a real doctor but i am i real worm, oh yes. an actual worm.
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12:12am 08/01/2006
//currently reading:this.....
//currently listening to: monsie
//currently writing: THIS
//currently watching:....
//currently wishing: to not be here
//currently wanting: same question
//currently crushing on: my seat cushin
//currently in [what room are you in]: my room
//currently wearing: tshirt and shorts

[What's to your...]
//whats to your right?: mac and cheese
//whats to your left?: mtn dew
//whats in front of you?: ....
//whats behind you?: tv

//favorite book[s]: go dogs go
//favorite song[s]: violet, the psalm of the city of the dead
//favorite artist[s]: zao
//favorite writer[s]: n/a
//favorite food[s]: chicken
//favorite color[s]: black and pink mixed
//favorite subject in school: none
//favorite room in your house: the only one thats mine
//favorite place to be: with monsie
//favorite movie[s]: monty python and the holy grail, super troopers
//favorite tv show[s]: monty pythons flying circus
//favorite store[s]: frys electronics
/favorite clothing brands[s]: random

[Love Life]
//boyfriend/girlfriend?: fiance
//if so, how long?: 8/mo
//if not, do you want one?:
//who do you like?: Personally? .monsie k
//have you ever told anyone [other than family members] you loved them?: mhm
//did you mean it?: ...yes
//how many guys have you kissed?: none
//how many girls have you kissed?: like 5
//how many guys have you dated?: ...none
//how many girls have you dated?: like 4?
//what do you look for in a boyfriend or girlfriend? [physically]: things o.o
//what do you look for in a boyfriend or girlfriend? [personality]: monsie
//longest relationship?: 8/mo
//shortest relationship?: 12 days

[Have You Ever...]
//had sex?: no
//given oral sex?: o.o perhaps
//recieved oral sex?: maybe
//drank alcohol?: yeah

[Do You...]
//drink alcohol?: no
//smoke?: no
//watch porn?: its ew
//do drugs?: no
//self-harm?:try not to

[Your Bed]
//size: the floor
//sheets: dont own any
//how many pillows: 1
//stuffed animals: no

[Odds n Ends]
//Obsessions: fire
//bad habits: fire
//weird fact about yourself: rope burn scar on the inside of my elbow
//what kind of music are you into?: not rap or country
//best concert: too many

[This or That]
//summer or winter: winter
//spring or fall: fall
//summer or fall: fall
//winter or spring: winter
//clean or dirty: middle
//night or day: night
//rain or shine:rain
//grass or pavement:mosty grass
//radio or cds: cds
//vhs or dvd: dvd
//board games or computer games: computer
//light or dark: dark
//movies or mall:movies
//football or hockey: hockey
//hockey or lacrosse: hockey

[What do you think when you hear...]
//metallica: 80's
//britney spears:
//christina aguilera:
//kiss: kiss saves christmas
//good charlotte: crap
//simple plan: crap
//thursday: ..
//bright eyes:
//bad religion: eh ok
//bad company: idk
//journey: idk
//otown: idk
//backstreet boys: crap

[In Your Own Words]
//your life motto:

//favorite quote: the dumber they think you are, the more surprised they will be when you kill them
//favorite lyric:
//favorite oxymoron: cant think of one now

[Personal Hygiene]
//do you shower every day?: mostly
//what toothpaste do you use?: no idea
//do you floss?: no
//mouthwash?: no
//deodorant?: mhm
//shampoo?: yeah sometimes
//conditioner?: same
//body wash?: no
//face wash?: no

//lipstick or lip gloss?:

//shaving or waxing?: shave face
//tweezing or waxing?:
//barber or salon?:
//straightening or curling?:

//hair color: plain brown
//eye color: blue
//skin color: white
//nail color:
//height: 6'2
//weight: 155?
//build: not often

[How Often Do You...]
//go shopping?: i try not to
//go to the movies?: not often
//go out for dinner?: rare
//clean: when it smells
//exercise: at work
//watch tv: not at all
//read: online
//go online: everyday
11:44am 31/12/2005

buepauls's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 23% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 08:03:04 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 04:38:32 PM
Alco Money! : $ 436

Guests of Honour

burnthatbridge is a constipated Muslim as well as a part-time heavy drinker. burnthatbridge drank 6 Sherrys, 1 Aligator Bite, 8 Ciders, 1 Bloody Mary, 1 Cosmopolitan.
kitten759 is a spirited Muslim. kitten759 drank 14 Pernods, 1 Aftershock.
punkdebsc is an enthusiastic Wiccan. punkdebsc drank 1 Vodka, 9 Pernods.
amphibological is a morose Agnostic. amphibological drank 18 Lagers, 1 Poteen.
pitifulpainting is a bouncy Buddhist and a newbie boozer. pitifulpainting drank 7 Hot Toddys, 11 Irish Creams.
joeshamo is a despicable Fundementalist Christian and a bumbling, stumbling, bona-fide drunk. joeshamo decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
buepauls is a fanciful Wiccan. buepauls drank 14 Pilsners, 3 Bloody Marys, 1 Brandy, 1 White Wine.
dietrichs is a powerless Wiccan and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. dietrichs drank 6 Cognacs.
strawberry03 is a repugnant Fundementalist Christian who intimidates the elderly at the weekend just for kicks. strawberry03 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
theghostacademy is a crestfallen Liberal Christian. theghostacademy drank 1 Irish Cream.
adairgra3 is an edgy Muslim and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign. adairgra3 drank 3 Gins, 9 Vodkas, 1 Brandy, 4 Hot Toddys, 1 Cider.


Christ on a bike, I haven't seen as much barf as that since........well ever. Congratulations go out to burnthatbridge, kitten759, amphibological, pitifulpainting, buepauls, dietrichs, adairgra3.


'God is Dead!' proclaimed dietrichs. 'dietrichs is dead!' retorted joeshamo. Thankfully buepauls managed to step in before the minor dispute turned into a major war.


OMG, who would have THUNK it? It seems as though theghostacademy and adairgra3 have finally made their feelings known for each other and in style!

The Drunkest

burnthatbridge you just don't know when to stop do yer? Get down and give me 20! AND MOP THAT SICK UP!

Random Events

pitifulpainting told them of their rather
strange fetish which involved them dressing up in buepauls's mothers wedding dress before egging themselves off. buepauls
quickly called the police. pitifulpainting is now behind bars.

buepauls admitted that they openly stole from the poor. they went on to explain that
they used this money to fuel their addiction to cough medicine.

punkdebsc was arrested for screaming "Hot Sushi Yon Kebab!" at a war veteran
who happened to be hobbling past the house at the time.

Happy New Year!

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02:43am 30/12/2005
hi moobie   
04:24am 21/12/2005
  its past 4...and im still up just sitting here enjoying the fact that im hers...and nothing can take that from me  
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12:27am 19/12/2005
  To this question of the black flag, Howard Ehrlich has a great passage in his book Reinventing Anarchy, Again. It is worth quoting at length:

"Why is our flag black? Black is a shade of negation. The black flag is the negation of all flags. It is a negation of nationhood which puts the human race against itself and denies the unity of all humankind. Black is a mood of anger and outrage at all the hideous crimes against humanity perpetrated in the name of allegiance to one state or another. It is anger and outrage at the insult to human intelligence implied in the pretences, hypocrisies, and cheap chicaneries of governments . . . Black is also a colour of mourning; the black flag which cancels out the nation also mourns its victims the countless millions murdered in wars, external and internal, to the greater glory and stability of some bloody state. It mourns for those whose labour is robbed (taxed) to pay for the slaughter and oppression of other human beings. It mourns not only the death of the body but the crippling of the spirit under authoritarian and hierarchic systems; it mourns the millions of brain cells blacked out with never a chance to light up the world. It is a colour of inconsolable grief.
"But black is also beautiful. It is a colour of determination, of resolve, of strength, a colour by which all others are clarified and defined. Black is the mysterious surrounding of germination, of fertility, the breeding ground of new life which always evolves, renews, refreshes, and reproduces itself in darkness. The seed hidden in the earth, the strange journey of the sperm, the secret growth of the embryo in the womb all these the blackness surrounds and protects.

"So black is negation, is anger, is outrage, is mourning, is beauty, is hope, is the fostering and sheltering of new forms of human life and relationship on and with this earth. The black flag means all these things. We are proud to carry it, sorry we have to, and look forward to the day when such a symbol will no longer be necessary."
11:43pm 16/12/2005
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12:48am 13/12/2005
  i suppose the impossible is still possible,and though that doesn make sence, if anyone on here is reading this and knows me, youll fully understand what i mean when i say this next part here
i have a fiancee, i may only have been engaged to her maybe 2 weeks so far... but we are to-be-wedded soon, if i had the ability it would be right now and id leave anything behind that need be...in fact...if someone would like to buy a few things from me, id be glad to let you have them, i have a fully registered and liscensed 1972 vw bug, runs great, good car to get around in, needs suspension work...also something i have of interest to some people, i have a 42in flat screen tv by sylvania, and xbox with about 50 games, and a few other old systems i would let go, anyone wanting to buy those go ahead and let me know, if youre in my area (phx az) we can arrange a pickup of said item(s) if not, then im afriad youll have to pay for shipping, bc the whole reason i want them gone is for the money so i can move- anyways,ive been gone for so long, as all my free time has gone to this lady i love...she is more to me than anything has ever been.. she may have skin cancer or other ailments, but it has made her a better person for going through these things, also it causes me to be able to keep more attention on her...she needed someone to love her, somone giving and truly loving, and i give all that i can give to her, hopefull it it close enough for the love she needs. she is the most caring, giving and thoughful girl ever to have been in my life, and possibly one of the nicest people that anyone could know. her soul give such a warm glow to me, and others see it too, it caught my attention shortly after meeting this girl, as we even met online many years ago growing in a fairly gradual friendship and knew each other for about 2 years or so before even knowing what the other looked like, and by the time i saw this girls face and her unbelievably beautiful smile... it just gave me something id never really known before. she is my soul mate, every part of us was made for the other, inside and out. monique is the most beautiful creature ever to have been, and yes im sure everyone reading this says" ohhh everyone thinks that about the one they want to marry" well really thats bc those people probably caught at least a glimpse of the others soul, which can be an incredible feeling. and when i called her beautiful, i knew she was before i ever saw her pictures, the word beautiful to me, means that everything about them is appealing to you, mainly being their personality and heart, but their looks count as well..she she is those very definition of that word to me, she gives any part of herself to the point where she will actually be sick...giving her wellbeing even, giving the light she has inside her through her lovely smiles she makes me forget about my entire day just as i see her face..not not just when its a bad day i dont want to remember, even the good ones..and her scent is amazing...every person has their own scent really, most people wear some sort of cologne or perfume or whatver and cover it,but its still there, and i finnaly was able to meet her after about 4 and a half-5 years of knowing hertalking nearly everyday straight...weather by phone or online..and her voice...its so tender and so knowing, though she does sound 12 on the phone hahaha and no, she is 21 not 12..i know some of you remember me usually liking girls younger than me..but monique is the best mix of what i like about girls younger and older than me, shes a fun person to be around, her main thing to do is NOT drinking, going to bars, or clubs in fact the opposite of that and its usually something more fun like going outside in nature haha, and also she is a very wise girl for being only 21, she knows more things than alot of 30 year olds and even alot of 50 and older people, its just sad how naieve alot of those people are..i could literally just write pages about her...but she asked me to go to bed, and so i am off now bye people
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12:23am 12/12/2005
  look an update!


Handwriting Analysis

What does your handwriting say about YOU?
The results of your analysis say:

You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry.
You are a person who thinks before acting, intelligent and thorough.
You are diplomatic, objective, and live in the present.
You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!
You enjoy life in your own way and do not depend on the opinions of others.
03:02am 29/11/2005
  1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you think?* oh now why didnt they tell me i had this on my face

2. How much cash do you have on you?* exactly 245 bucks

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?* rest

4. Favorite planet?* pluto! i used to get thrown there

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list?* dont have one

6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?* no cell

7. What shirt are you wearing?* a hot and ready little ceasars shirt

8. Do you "label" yourself?*

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing right now.*they dont have one

10. Bright or Dark Room?* dark, im a vampire, im a vampire, im afraid the light will set me on fire

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?* takes my jokes too seriously sometimes


13.) What were you doing at midnight last night? * i have no idea

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?* no cell

16. What's a saying that you say a lot?* k?k

17. Your mom, haha i fucked up on this one.*

18. Last furry thing you touched? chunky

19. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days? none

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? * none

21. Favorite age you have been so far?* uhm..well younger ones..

22. Your worst enemy?* the man

23 What is your current desktop picture? * default windows stuff

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?* oh, ok

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret: * i regret nothing, so the million

26. Do you like someone?* yeah sure

27. The last song you listened to?* rammstein-keine lust
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01:02am 22/11/2005
  they revamped the airport completly, now it looks just like a night club  
10:36am 07/10/2005
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
buepauls goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a half eaten marsupial.
adairgra3 gives you 1 purple root beer-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
daiziegirl tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
decadenttenshi tricks you! You get a 3.5-inch floppy disc.
estelmelien tricks you! You get a block of wood.
pitifulpainting gives you 1 yellow peach-flavoured gumdrops.
ruggrat gives you 1 orange coconut-flavoured gummy worms.
rustedheart tricks you! You get a 3.5-inch floppy disc.
shinobazu gives you 12 tan blueberry-flavoured jawbreakers.
strawberry03 gives you 2 purple vanilla-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
twinklingwolf gives you 15 red coffee-flavoured nuggets.
buepauls ends up with 31 pieces of candy, a 3.5-inch floppy disc, a block of wood, and a 3.5-inch floppy disc.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
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07:43pm 28/08/2005
  i had some weird dream about my churh hahaha i went there very reluctantly just bc i was asked to come so i did, and it was right about the time when me and everyone was notcing little changes with them and how they were all concerned with being the biggest growing church in the state and all that stuff rather than their teachings and having good worship time and all that....and in the dream...they just came out with how they were just trying to get more people by having napoleon dynomite come to the church to talk....thats just funny stuff  
02:53pm 16/08/2005
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07:43pm 08/07/2005
  Congratulations! You have an understanding of the
goth culture!

A True Goth Quiz (now with pics)
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